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“Most photographers have some kind of verbal patter going on when they shoot: “Great. Turn to me. Big smile. Less shark eyes. Have fun with it. Not like that.” Some photographers are compulsively effusive. “Beautiful. Amazing. Gorgeous! Ugh, so gorgeous!” they yell at shutter speed. If you are anything less than insane, you will realize this is not sincere. It’s hard to take because it’s more positive feedback than you’ve received in your entire life thrown at you in fifteen seconds. It would be like going jogging while someone rode next to you in a slow-moving car, yelling, “Yes! You are Carl Lewis! You’re breaking a world record right now. Amazing! You are fast. You’re going very fast, yes!” 

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Tegan and Sara

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im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

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Just my friends. Hanging out without me again.

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Friday, Teacup-Pigs, and Strawberries - OH MY!

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

The above would be why I don’t eat meat, especially that of the micro, teacup, and/or pygmy variety. 

I do however eat strawberries! Which is a fantastic thing for someone with Chronic Pain…

According to ‘Healthy Living’:

These red treats are chock-full of vitamin C, an antioxidant with powerful pain-reducing properties, according to research. Some studies suggest vitamin C may help people experience less pain after breaking a bone or having orthopedic surgery. Similar research indicates vitamin C may hinder arthritis-inducing cartilage loss and the formation of bone lesions in the joints.

Suhweeeeeeeet!

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I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

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Honestly scrolled past it, then went back and reblogged it. You can’t deny robin williams. 

legit 

yeah… pretty much this.

yup

saw this twice, reblogged it twice. Damn you Robin Williams.

yes master williams

He named his daughter Zelda because of the video game series. Least I could do is reblog this picture.

Every time it shows up on my dash.

And I’m trying to go to bed, too… >I

there is no choice 

Welcome to our world, Robin.

Everytime.. I cant.

He’s zee best

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Favorite pictures of Tina Fey - 35 /100

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